Mark Twain Famous Quotes

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“A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.”

» Mark Twain

“A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar.”

» Mark Twain

“A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.”

» Mark Twain

“A person with a new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds.”

» Mark Twain

“A round man cannot be expected to fit in a square hole right away. He must have time to modify his shape.”

» Mark Twain

“Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.”

» Mark Twain

“Advertisements contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper.”

» Mark Twain

“Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand.”

» Mark Twain

“All generalizations are false, including this one.”

» Mark Twain

“All you need is ignorance and confidence and the success is sure.”

» Mark Twain

“Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.”

» Mark Twain

“Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.”

» Mark Twain

“Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.”

» Mark Twain

“Apparently there is nothing that cannot happen today.”

» Mark Twain

“As an example to others, and not that I care for moderation myself, it has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain from smoking when awake.”

» Mark Twain

“Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.”

» Mark Twain

“Be careless in your dress if you will, but keep a tidy soul.”

» Mark Twain

“Better a broken promise than none at all.”

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“Biographies are but the clothes and buttons of the man. The biography of the man himself cannot be written.”

» Mark Twain

“But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?”

» Mark Twain

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Mark Twain Famous Quotes

“A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.”

“A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar.”

“A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.”

“A person with a new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds.”

“A round man cannot be expected to fit in a square hole right away. He must have time to modify his shape.”

“Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.”

“Advertisements contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper.”

“Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand.”

“All generalizations are false, including this one.”

“All you need is ignorance and confidence and the success is sure.”

“Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.”

“Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.”

“Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.”

“Apparently there is nothing that cannot happen today.”

“As an example to others, and not that I care for moderation myself, it has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain from smoking when awake.”

“Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.”

“Be careless in your dress if you will, but keep a tidy soul.”

“Better a broken promise than none at all.”

“Biographies are but the clothes and buttons of the man. The biography of the man himself cannot be written.”

“But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?”