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Mark Twain Famous Quotes
“A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.”
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“A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar.”
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“A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.”
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“A person with a new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds.”
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“A round man cannot be expected to fit in a square hole right away. He must have time to modify his shape.”
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“Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.”
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“Advertisements contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper.”
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“Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand.”
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“All generalizations are false, including this one.”
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“All you need is ignorance and confidence and the success is sure.”
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“Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.”
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“Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.”
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“Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.”
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“Apparently there is nothing that cannot happen today.”
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“As an example to others, and not that I care for moderation myself, it has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain from smoking when awake.”
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“Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.”
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“Be careless in your dress if you will, but keep a tidy soul.”
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“Better a broken promise than none at all.”
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“Biographies are but the clothes and buttons of the man. The biography of the man himself cannot be written.”
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“But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?”
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Samuel Langhorne Clemens, better known by the pen name Mark Twain, was an American author and humorist.