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Quotes about Baby

This is a special hand-edited section containing 35 quotes about Baby.

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“The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing.”

Kin Hubbard

“If you want a baby, have a new one. Don't baby the old one.”

Jessamyn West

“Babies control and bring up their families as much as they are controlled by them; in fact the family brings up baby by being brought up by him.”

Erik H. Erikson

“Babies don't need fathers, but mothers do. Someone who is taking care of a baby needs to be taken care of.”

Amy Heckerling

“I understood once I held a baby in my arms, why some people have the need to keep having them.”

Spalding Gray

“A baby is a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.”

Ronald Knox

“An ugly baby is a very nasty object - and the prettiest is frightful.”

Queen Victoria

“Having a baby dragged me, kicking and screaming, from the world of self-absorption.”

Paul Reiser

“Having a baby is one of the most wonderful things in your life, as well as the hardest thing in your life.”

Nuno Bettencourt

“Licences to have babies incidentally is something that I got in trouble for some years ago for suggesting even in Canada that this might be necessary at some point, at least some restriction on the right to have a child.”

Maurice Strong

“Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws. I love it when they come to visit now. They can hold the baby and I can go out.”

Matthew Broderick

“I took a long time off to have my baby and spend time with my family.”

Kelly Preston

“Make no mistake about why these babies are here - they are here to replace us.”

Jerry Seinfeld

“Carrying a baby is the most rewarding experience a woman can enjoy.”

Jayne Mansfield

“I feel sure that unborn babies pick their parents.”

Gloria Swanson

“Your dear baby has died innocent and blameless, and has been called away by an all wise and merciful Creator, most probably from a life to misery and misfortune, and most certainly to one of happiness and bliss.”

George Mason

“When a baby comes you can smell two things: the smell of flesh, which smells like chicken soup, and the smell of lilies, the flower of another garden, the spiritual garden.”

Carlos Santana

“But people that are worried about unborn babies are the same ones that vote against kindergarten programs in Indiana or school lunch funds out of the federal government.”

Birch Bayh

“No one likes change but babies in diapers.”

Barbara Johnson

“In our society leaving baby with Daddy is just one step above leaving the kids to be raised by wolves or apes.”

Al Roker