Quotes about Funny

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“A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.”

“A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.”

“A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.”

“A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.”

“A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.”

“A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers.”

“Advertisements contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper.”

“Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.”

“All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.”

“Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.”

“Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.”

“Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.”

“As I get older, I just prefer to knit.”

“Be able to go shopping for a bathing suit and not become depressed afterward.”

“Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.”

“California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.”

“Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.”

“Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.”

“Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.”

“Electricity is really just organized lightning.”